splashes: update splashes

1 files changed, 15 insertions, 42 deletions

diff --git a/src/helpers/Splashes.hpp b/src/helpers/Splashes.hpp
index 4bc2814b..64da47ee 100644
--- a/src/helpers/Splashes.hpp
+++ b/src/helpers/Splashes.hpp
@@ -58,49 +58,22 @@ namespace NSplashes {
         "Thanks ThatOneCalculator!",
         "The AUR packages always work, except for the times they don't.",
         "Funny animation compositor woo",
-        "3 years!",
+        "4 years!",
         "Beauty will save the world", // 4th ricing comp winner - zacoons' choice
-        // music reference / quote section
-        "J'remue le ciel, le jour, la nuit.",
-        "aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi, aezakmi!",
-        "Wir sind schon sehr lang zusammen...",
-        "I see a red door and I want it painted black.",
-        "Take on me, take me on...",
-        "You spin me right round baby right round",
-        "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive",
-        "Say no way, say no way ya, no way!",
-        "Ground control to Major Tom...",
-        "Alors on danse",
-        "And all that I can see, is just a yellow lemon tree.",
-        "Got a one-way ticket to the blues",
-        "Is this the real life, is this just fantasy",
-        "What's in your head, in your head?",
-        "We're all living in America, America, America.",
-        "I'm still standing, better than I ever did",
-        "Here comes the sun, bringing you love and shining on everyone",
-        "Two trailer park girls go round the outside",
-        "With the lights out, it's less dangerous",
-        "Here we go back, this is the moment, tonight is the night",
-        "Now you're just somebody that I used to know...",
-        "Black bird, black moon, black sky",
-        "Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold",
-        "Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb.",
-        "Save your mercy for someone who needs it more",
-        "You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud",
-        "Ding ding pch n daa, bam-ba-ba-re-bam baram bom bom baba-bam-bam-bommm",
-        "Súbeme la radio que esta es mi canción",
-        "I'm beggin', beggin' you",
-        "Never gonna let you down (I am trying!)",
-        "Hier kommt die Sonne",
-        "Kickstart my heart, give it a start",
-        "Fear of the dark, I have a constant fear that something's always near",
-        "Komm mit, reih dich ein.",
-        "I wish I had an angel for one moment of love",
-        "We're the children of the dark",
-        "You float like a feather, in a beautiful world",
-        "Demons come at night and they bring the end",
-        "All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us",
-        "Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?",
+        "Configration",
+        "RIP hyprlang",
+        "better call vaxry",
+        "i hypr therefore i land",
+        "five. hundred. config errors.",
+        "bundled with anime girls for your convenience",
+        "now with 200% more hypr and land",
+        "daily dose of rice",
+        "Removed Herobrine",
+        "You should try quickshell!",
+        "He was an X11 boy, she was a Wayland girl...",
+        "How do I exit vim????",
+        "Now with lua, it might as well be awesome.",
+        "Have you ran your daily fastfetch yet?"
         // clang-format on
     };